Etraya: CR Chart

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🍝 would buy lunch ✖️ would not buy lunch OR status of lunch to be determined

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Connor

“What can I say? Wants to be around me, despite everything.”

🍝 Would buy lunch. But Connor is an android, so Hank will give him thirium and hugs.

Accelerator

“Ornery. Hope he and Connor can be friends. I know losing the last Connor was hard on him.”

🍝 Would buy lunch. And coffee.

Castiel

“Weird guy. Likes booze. Vincent said I care what Cas thinks. Whatever.”

🍝🍻 Despite the fact that Castiel has been yeeted to the void, Hank would buy him lunch (in the void).

Eddie

“Kidnapped me. Shoved food in my mouth with my hands all tied. Grade A weirdo.”

✖️ Would NOT buy lunch.

Gorgug

“Smart. What the fuck is going on in his world?? Lotta weirdos here.”

🍝 Would buy lunch.

Heather

“Sweet girl. Get her off of this hellscape — with her pet rat.”

🍝 Would buy lunch.

Maria

“Helped glue Rock Connor’s eye back on. Get her off this hellscape, too.”

🍝 Would buy lunch.

Max

“AKA Catdog. Not nice to Connor. BAD GUY!!”

✖️ Would NOT buy lunch.

Robert

“Asshole, but he means a lot to Connor.”

✖️ Status of lunch uncertain.

Till

“Someone FEED HIM! He drew a portrait of me I keep on the fridge. Told him about Cole.”

🍝 Would buy lunch. And lots of it, since he doesn’t seem to eat well.

Sleeper

“What the fuck is this cat?? Too many eyes. Mildly concerning. The cat talks, for some reason.”

✖️ Status of lunch uncertain.

Shelley

“Chill guy. Fell in a bush. Might be Moth Man.”

🍝 Would buy lunch.

Vincent

“Enjoys choking out old men. It’s not me who’s weird. It’s this guy.”

✖️ Would not buy lunch; would instead throw eggs at Vincent’s place of residence.

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