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[bootyshortsforoldmen]

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USERNAME: HANK

Hank here. I probably don’t give a rat’s ass what you have to say. Leave me alone. How the hell do I get this damn thing to stop rec — [BEEP]

Comments

[pethetic]

Is it that crazy? Dogs sound important haha

....Um, yea, I guess thats ...true?? huh

Im doing better

[it's embarrassing to acknowledge, since it's come from basically stapling Ivan to his side. he's been so preoccupied he hasn't cognizant noticed; he's managed to eat enough to get used to the food and gain some weight back... he still has pretty shit quality sleep due to the traumatizing nature of his home universe breaking his brain, but he has been sleeping. well, for him, even.]

im just gonna come right now

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Hell yeah dogs are important. Man’s best friend and all that.

[And historically they’ve helped people with a lot of tasks, although Sumo mostly just lazes around. But that’s okay, because he’s very cute.]

Sure, yeah. Come on over. My apartment’s the one that says FUCK OFF on the nameplate thing

[Which, obviously, does not apply to Till!]

Glad you’re feeling better, bud.

[pethetic]

[huh. man's best friend?? Hank says it so casually, like it's some kind of common second nature. he's not sure how he feels about it... how humans keep pets, themselves. but he's going to figure it out, he's sure...]

Hahaha wow.... I'm kinda jealous

Thx

See you in like less than an hour just gotta get my shit together

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Maybe we can get you a dog

[Can they?? Hank has no idea. What if someone here wants a pet that they didn’t have back home? What then, AI overlords?

There was that whole egg thing too, but... well. Till can see how that turned out for Hank soon.]

There’s no rush.

[With most other people Hank might at least feign impatience, but right now he’s just... in a mood.]

Get yourself here safe and sound

[pethetic]

as a former pet myself..... I dunno..... lemme meet your dog first

anyway be there soon!