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USERNAME: HANK

Hank here. I probably don’t give a rat’s ass what you have to say. Leave me alone. How the hell do I get this damn thing to stop rec — [BEEP]

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[instabilitatem]

Has that happened before to you? Wanting to see someone?

Are you sure? Is that Sumo moving around in the middle of the night?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Oh, sure. It’s been a long time, though. Real long time. Until you.

It’s not Sumo, no.

[ Lie, Hank!!!! Lie! But again, he doesn’t. ]

[instabilitatem]

If I may ask, what makes me so special?

So it's you up and moving so early in the morning?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I mean, do you want an essay here? We’ve been through a lot together, and yet you’re still wanting to stick around. Which I don’t really understand, not entirely, but I’m glad.

That’s one thing that makes you real special, Connor. You want to be around me, and I wanna be around you. Can’t say that about most people.

Yeah, yeah. It’s me. Sorry. Wasn’t trying to disturb you. Was trying not to, actually. Can see I fucked that up though.

[instabilitatem]

I want to be around you as often as possible. And I don't think it's the programming.

No, it's fine. I don't need real sleep. I hope that you're alright.

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I’m sure it’s not the programming. You’re your own person. Figuring out all the things you like.

[ Even though one of those “things” is Hank. Hmm. ]

It’s sweet of you to be concerned. I’m fine. I’m just. You know.

Sumo kicks when he sleeps on my bed sometimes.

[ No, that’s not it at all. That is a LIE! ]

[instabilitatem]

That's true. I am capable of self-actualization now. Part of that is determining things I do and don't like. Which you've been helping with considerably.

Oh. I could have Sumo in my room if he keeps you awake.